December 2010
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Lord Fuzzbutt's automotive lament
Please, madam. Really. We don’t need to actually move the beast. Isn’t it bad enough that we have to get inside? Ahh. Yes. So, just how fast are we going then? Merciful God in Heaven. Are we there yet? I don’t…feel… entirely… well…. *heavy sigh* Stiff upper lip, firmly in place. Are we there yet?
Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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My grammarian
The child slams her video game shut in the back seat of the car with a loud sigh. “I’m stopping. The game is electrocuting me too much.” “It’s electri…? Wait. Tell me what you mean by ‘electrocuting’.” “It means that it’s attracting me.. Hypnotizing me. I need to turn it off for a while.” I’m totally going to use that in...
Dec 9th